Kids: Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she...

By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

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Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By strayking - 24/05/2021 17:01

Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

What a badass.

RA661 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

Sign 'er up for boxing!

Comments

JHandAC 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:48

I used to that, but only on self-defense! ;) Yeah, no one really pulled my hair again...

EnglishTea_fml 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 3:44

Your kid's a badass. Congrats!

iwenttherebuddy 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:13

lol I beat some kid with a chair in Kg my dad gave a high 5 be proud op

theeNSP 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:59

WINNING!! c:

ZombifiedBunny 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:35

that little bitch my personal hero.

Tigerwolfx 9

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:43

way to go to your daughter

cunningchick 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:09

LOL!

CyberPunkTink 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:45

Ahahaha.:) I was just like that when I was her age. You're gonna have a hell to raise. Good luck.XD

DanteWest1000 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:37

Straight up boss

bernardbrown 7

Friday 29 June 2012 16:45

Be glad! That means she can hold her own against bullies in the future!

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