Kids: Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she...

By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

What a badass.

RA661 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

Sign 'er up for boxing!

Comments

justbeingsara 1

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:02

sounds like my 4 year old! maybe they are friends? lol

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 20:02

I'm interested in knowing why she beat someone up.

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Saturday 18 August 2012 6:31

WIN

kittysundae 8

Friday 7 September 2012 2:54

My mom got a call like that when I was four ( I only beat up mean kids) I beat a kid up the first time age1 1/2 so yeah dont worry I turned out fine

Vinnadizzio 8

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:53

Badass in the making.

azhang1066 12

Friday 12 July 2013 2:13

Like a boss

crystalxa 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:11

Hey a girl has to hold her own too!

fangcutiepie 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 15:11

Be proud! At least she can stand up for herself

lexajordan33 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 17:02

Im expecting many such callls about my boy he is three

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 9 August 2014 22:55

Already a badass.

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