By johnG - 21/12/2009 15:23 - Canada

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Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father, my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML
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Really dude? Way to go on procrastinating the divorce. Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may feel good at the time, but in the end you will have just ****** yourself. YDI for procrastinating AND getting another woman pregnant while you're at it. Moron.

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lilgazelleX 0

you really thought it was a good idea to get another woman prefers while still legally married? seriously?!

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Really dude? Way to go on procrastinating the divorce. Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may feel good at the time, but in the end you will have just ****** yourself. YDI for procrastinating AND getting another woman pregnant while you're at it. Moron.

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akg98 13

Som ppls religion keeps them frm divorce...i think it counts as adultery

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xNephilim 18

Some people can't afford a divorce. I don't know how divorces are anywhere in the world but in Germany and there they are expensive. My mom and dad split up a couple years ago but never divorced because it costs too much.

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billionair11 20

Maybe OP is trying to divorce his (hopefully now ex) wife. Thus he is still legally married to her.

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lilgazelleX 0

you really thought it was a good idea to get another woman prefers while still legally married? seriously?!

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totaljudgment 0

I sure hope John G doesn't live in Texas - state statute says you're married, kid's assumed to be yours. John G may be in for a child support surprise depending on where he lives.

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marc_with_a_c 3

says he's from Canada, so he should be fine.. but he still is an idiot for not divorcing first, seriously

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420Nig169Nig420 12

only have to pay child support if it came from your sperm

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Circled 0

Is your wife's baby yours? I couldn't tell from the wording.. If you got them both pregnant..YDI =

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deepbluesea 1

It's time to book a guest spot on "Maury."

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xXCherrryBombXx 6

haha my thoughts exactly... "in the case of one month old Jacob, John, you are not the father."

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djb1034 0

divorce her, get a paternity test, problem solved. unless you are the father in which case fyl.

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