Miscellaneous: Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying...

By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By sadface - 03/02/2010 11:58 - France

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

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By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Quiteannoyed - 09/03/2013 10:35 - Finland

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 23:00 - Canada

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

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By ch,nlv - 14/05/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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By not the mama - 24/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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yamuri 17

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

That's unfortunate. One of the few actual FMLs that are really sad. Keep trying!

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:43

I'm so, so sorry, OP. I hope you and your husband are successful in the future.

Comments

KelseyDaBoyz 21

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

I'm so sorry :(

driaa 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

Sorry you had to go through that OP

yamuri 17

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

That's unfortunate. One of the few actual FMLs that are really sad. Keep trying!

SamSwebb 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:41

Gosh that's horrible, can't imagine that feeling

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:41

keep trying, and trying, and trying

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:43

I'm so, so sorry, OP. I hope you and your husband are successful in the future.

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:44

It's just a temporary setback doesn't mean it isn't gonna happen eventually. It just means get back to making love till you're great with child.

apink823 6

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:46

That's tough, but what kind of doctor mixes up the files like that?

Ichiya 29

Wednesday 12 August 2015 2:10

It was probably not the doctor himself, besides accidents happen.

Misscreant 7

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:55

It happened to me, just opposite of the OP's experience.

kibster9 20

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:47

Having children is the best blessing in the world, I hope you get that experience!

ukeandfoodislife 19

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:55

You're not even a girl... And you're 20 year old student. I really hope you don't have a kid.

CliffyB03 28

Wednesday 12 August 2015 5:06

What does being a girl have to do with saying that children are blessings? Men can be parents too? They can say that children are blessings. And so what if he may be 20? Things happen.