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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By 3yrneveragainn - 31/12/2010 00:45

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

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By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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zuli_fml 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:26

FYL if you didn't know he was married. YDI if you did know. HDI either way.

hahaha6 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:16

Well, it IS impossible to be someone else.

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idrivefast 0

Friday 6 November 2009 0:31

I didn't notice that it was deleted.

ClownSmilely 0

Friday 6 November 2009 0:40

at least you're practing safe sex dating married men lol

swtypuff 1

Friday 6 November 2009 1:16

read the other comments before you post people. we've already cleared up that she must've gone through her husband's phone and seen texts or calls.

cheetahboo2010 5

Friday 6 November 2009 2:00

Well, what did you tell her? :P and how is his love life currently? :P

CallMeHush 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:16

Homewrecker.

saragrl90 0

Friday 6 November 2009 9:08

Well, that sucks for you. Guess he needed more than one girl or was having wife problems.

42billybob 5

Friday 6 November 2009 21:15

How does she know YOU have HIS number?

Entity4Infinity 0

Friday 6 November 2009 21:44

she doesnt she said that the woman called wondering why her number was in her husbands phone... obviously the OP must have been calling or texting and the wife saw it

login6437 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:20

#26 WTF

sportzftw 3

Monday 17 May 2010 8:22

what an asshole

mayumm 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:58

waait, did u know he had a wife? if so, YDI. If u didnt, FYL. so i guess ill have to press both.

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