By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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You deserved it 110
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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bubo_fml 10

It's the nature of things...Consider the saying, "Out of death, springs life!"

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Rhaunbeen 0

Guess they'll have to write: ''Keep out of reach of children'' from now on on *****'s boxes

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fmlfails 0

I think he knows because he is chasing after the girls in his class and he wasent discusted by it because they are related it u get what I mean

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I_need_a_hero 0

lmao your own fault for having it somewhere where he could get at it. maybe find a better place to find it eh (; might be a smart idea ... poor kids

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sCabuby 0

why did u get a folding in the first place are u seriously that desperate

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hateevryone 14

whoa. you should hide stuff like that in better places

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Strawerrya 2

It'll be more embarassing for your son, knowing this, if he's grown older.. Poor boy :D XD

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ts10873 0

YDI for needing a ***** have you let yourself go so much that men won't sleep with you and now you need an artificial penis?

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silver13 5

oh ya! guess next time a better hiding spot! ROFL

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Nexus_surgeon 7

ahahahaahaaaaa He turn's on the Dark side of the force.Junior Padavan.

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