By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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You deserved it 110
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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highsheep 0

YDI for having a ***** instead of a vibrator.

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tiffyco 0

uh obviously all these people on here who r saying that it shouldve been put up dnt have kids!!! kids snoop and get into everything!!! wen I was 6 years old I found my moms ***** under her bed in a shoe box. geez people. so judgemental!!!

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Brendan3693 0

lol all three of the first comments are Comment moderated

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egga94 0

YDI for being an awful parent and still dildoing yourself when your mother

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katplayer 4

Parents aren't allowed to have a tiny bit of free time or sex drives now?

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ChrissiPumpkin 10

Seriously? Little kids will reach a very sudden age where they want to explore EVERYWHERE - including their mom's dresser drawers. I'm just embarrassed for this lady! I guess she didn't realise he had reached that age.

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sapirog 0

well i guess there arent really all that different, i mean you can be impaled my both.

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sinnikle 5

That kid in the drawing looks like a character from LOZ Wind Waker

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