Work: Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan... - FML

By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

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lml86 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:37

quality over quantity? I hope :)

TheCheeseMan 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:56

8 close friends are better than 100 whatever friends!

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emily00 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:43

Agreed with #1. I'd also have a lot of them left, probably 90 or so. Quality over Quantity. :)

iloveroger 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:40

I AGREE WITH #201!!! LOL.

Meowff 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:19

The illastration was terrible.

musaed 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:43

Dude it's cool. I have tons and tons of friends and they don't even care about me. I'd rather have one friend who does care about me.

bitterpill1 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:08

lol loser i hate all these overly sympathetic douche bags on here. ydi for not being a fun person to be with.

iluv88 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:12

hahah awww don't worry

RIKANA 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:59

thats a little mean. RI

noodles_200 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:26

i agree with peoc my aunt always told me to look out for yourself and a few REALLY REALLY REALLY close and good friends cuz really most of them dont give a **** bout u and its true

fml_fiend91 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:44

well you could always use the invitations again

CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:22

ha I'm the same way, i was taking a quiz where i had to name 11 friends and I couldn't name any after 8..lol

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