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By helpme - 04/12/2013 04:05 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

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Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML

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Wednesday 4 December 2013 12:14

If you spend three hours of your workday putting a chair together, I can sort of guess at the reasons why you were let go, to be honest...

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 4 December 2013 12:14

If the new chair was the highlight of your job man then you shouldn't be too sad. Speaking of which though, your boss will probably take your new chair. Make sure you loosen a few screws...

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kalbrek009 20

Thursday 5 December 2013 15:30

Aren't they supposed to have someone to put that together for you, or did you order the chair & waste 3 hours of paid time putting it together...might explain being fired..idk, just a thought...either way, I agree...FYL.