Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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My body hates me

By Owie - 12/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was looking at myself in the mirror and tried to touch my face. Unfortunately I have Tourette's, so my hand just uncontrollably slammed into my cheek, consequently jamming one of my fingernails into it. It started bleeding like crazy. My fingernails aren't exactly long, either… that's how hard it hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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Monday 11 June 2012 18:51

You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

astoryofroses 9

Monday 11 June 2012 18:51

Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

Comments

CaysonJon 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:24

Ydi for being gross

iveanne 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:09

Acrylic nails are trashy and tacky. Oh yeah and picking your nose in public is gross.

TorettesTaco69 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:53

Hopefully nobody was looking that wouod have been nasty to see -.-

130276 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:00

You shouldn't have been speeding...

nvo 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 7:13

How hard do you pick your nose that you don't notice a speed bump coming up??

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:38

Okay Okay.. Now why would you wanna pick your nose while going over a speed bump?? Just Asking..

felixshen 18

Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:43

What brain?

kaileylovesyew 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 9:57

U deserve it for picking ur nose u sicko gawd thats soo gross!

testtest2_fml 16

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:35

Berk

beachbabe098 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 12:07

Don't stick your fingers up there. Lesson learned.

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