Health: Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly...

By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By crazyvulva9216 - 27/01/2009 01:17 - United States

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By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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kokomo777 17

Friday 3 March 2017 18:42

I'm just baffled you picked your nose in a public place.

Shadowvoid 33

Friday 3 March 2017 18:18

While the other girls may not be gel-ous, at least they didn't nail you with insults.

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Shadowvoid 33

Friday 3 March 2017 18:18

While the other girls may not be gel-ous, at least they didn't nail you with insults.

kokomo777 17

Friday 3 March 2017 18:42

I'm just baffled you picked your nose in a public place.

never_three 21

Friday 3 March 2017 23:40

I scratch inside my nose in public, is that the same thing?

kokomo777 17

Sunday 5 March 2017 16:54

I don't think so. I think giving it a quick scratch and digging for gold are two separate things lol.

axor01 1

Friday 3 March 2017 18:45

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LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 3 March 2017 19:29

Dude. Chill. You're acting like it's unrealistic for someone to forget they have nail polish on.

LT_Silva101 18

Sunday 5 March 2017 2:58

What'd he say? It says the comment got nuked

Tripartita 44

Friday 3 March 2017 19:00

You missed the perfect opportunity to shave your head, don a hospital gown, and cosplay as 11 from Stranger Things.

species4872 19

Friday 3 March 2017 19:19

I'd like to know how did you get 2 beauticians to fit up there.

Catdragon 40

Friday 3 March 2017 20:51

you'd be surprised at what can fit up there.

AwkwardBookworm 27

Friday 3 March 2017 19:34

Ngl, I kinda feel worse for the beauticians scraping nail polish out of your nostril

EbyKat 16

Friday 3 March 2017 22:09

That is not a moment I forget what I am doing with my hands. Maybe you need a nap.

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 March 2017 3:32

You know they have these soft disposable towels they are called tissues use them to blow your nose. Unless there an asshole I don't anyone will mind if you stop getting your nail painted long enough for you to blow your nose.

CaptainShalliwaffle 3

Sunday 5 March 2017 20:02

Op here: to be honest, I wasn't picking my nose but actually rearranging my new septum stud, which was aggravating my nose. Was also super jet lagged and not thinking clearly after making the trip for the wedding. Thought I was being super discrete, but ended up being anything but. Totally my own fault, though, and my nose is super red in all the pictures.