By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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jtthegr8 26

You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

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astoryofroses 9

Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

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iMadBrah 1

I think it's funny that your car "went" over a speed bump... You're driving... You should've known it was there and should've stopped picking...

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bchelle11 0

Stupid. Just stupid.

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Sings4Ever 3

And that... Is why I don't wear fake nails

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Christina6 11

That is a disgusting habit to get into. I hope you feel better op.

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OfficeNinja 5

Fake nails make awesome booger removal tools. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. (you might also stab yourself in the brain).

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winnerme123 8

Now you'll think twice before picking your nose

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hateevryone 14

Wait till you stop & then pick your nose.

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SkoomaKi 27

If you call yourself a nerd, what Daedric Prince in Skyrim gives you a dagger?

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Jasonf6 0

YDI for getting fake nails in the first place.

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mmhk 2

YDI! who would pick their nose while driving? besides I don't want to see someone doing that in the next car, it's disgusting use a ******* tissue!

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Senseless_487 29

Hey, if you're on an empty road, it's a great opportunity to discreetly dig for some gold. Just flick them out the window!

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