By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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tehslack 5

You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.

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coach25 5

The sad thing is he called to break up with you. He at least could have manned up and did it in person! Oh never mind he's a cheap spineless prick!

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SighGuy89 5

Sounds like he has a Doctorate in Douche-bag Studies.... you don't want to be with an ass like that!

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stargirl_95 24

You deserve much better than that douchebag OP. You can rest knowing that karma will bite him in the ass

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kingsian 15

Learn from your mistakes, don't let it happen again.

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maz95 17

You can do so much better! Be glad things are over. It's his loss, not yours.

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willkill4coffee 12

What a lowlife... In the spirit of the season, go jingle balls on him??

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evilvagina 9

he got you the best present... he disappeared!

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Miss_Attitude96 24

What about Santa's reindeer pooping down his chimney?

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