By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 603
You deserved it 3 871

Same thing different taste

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tehslack 5

You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.

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You have to be one of the world's biggest dicks to do that. I hope he steps on some lego. Lego fixed to some dynamite, of course.

But if you blow him up, it's less time for him to feel the agony of stepping on a Lego!

You are so better off without him. Just shows how childish and materialistic he is. Good luck with your next one and hope he's the one. :)

Hopefully your parents won't blast "All By Myself" if you live with them and told them he broke up with you.

spookykat 5
winkydog4056 16

#19_Yeah, they pretty much are. Even the 'nice' ones (Winky has a nice one) can be arsebites at times. It's just part of the male DNA......

spookykat 5
mandadarling 10
knoxxx 22

Tell him you forgot to give him one of his gifts, then give him a swift kick in the nuts.

People who clicked YDI are awful... No one deserves that!

Werken247 14

Easy solution, stop dating 12 years olds!

ImmaB3AST 7

What a douche. Thats not cool. Life will teach him a lesson one day, dont worry OP.