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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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Doortje 29

I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

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MissMittens 0

I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(

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rangerguy 0

your an idiot for letting him go by himself

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

well that's actually true except not all women r attracted 2 jerks, just the ones that don't look hard enough 2 find out more about the person b4 they go out with them.

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grdianknight 0

those solo Caribbean vacations will do that.

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HomeAl0ne 20

If he's going to be down there for a while, send him back a note saying that you're pregnant. 'Discover' your mistake when he returns. Way to ruin a vacation....

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jarico75 1

don't worry. he'll change his mind when he gets back.

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jdogy 0

tht sucks but remember he let you go ( and in a bad way ) so he's doomed to fall into the abyss

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djames66 0

Did he leave his dog for you to babysit? Congratulations! You have a new dog!

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Caribbean chicks got his eye?

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ohseriously 0

He isn't a jerk. **** bitches, Get sunny

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