Awkward, Porn and Work: Playgirl

Playgirl

By Abcporn - 25/09/2013 23:22 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML

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By You must be joking - 03/07/2018 20:30

Today, my boss told me to sort and file all the paperwork he'd been randomly shoving into boxes since 2010. Apparently we're being audited, so he expects me to do eight years of filing in two weeks. There's enough paper to fully stock a large public library. Two weeks my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By MSURebel70 - 16/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML

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By KillMePlease - 11/03/2015 20:15 - United States - Hicksville

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

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By fucked five ways to friday - 03/01/2013 23:36 - United States - Stayton

Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 03:00

Today, I finally found a job as a secretary for a small film studio. The sets are in a soundproofed part of the building, but not for the typical reasons. Right through the wall is a pornography studio. It's all I'll hear from 8 to 5 every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By ST3PH - 09/07/2009 19:17 - Canada

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

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Great replacement

By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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zingline89 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:00

So there's some from the bush era. And I'm not talking presidents :P

DobGriffen 8

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:01

Sounds like some long and hard work.

Comments

blinked_281 29

Thursday 26 September 2013 9:59

awkward...

crzyknt 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 9:59

Probably hinting you out

zingline89 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:00

So there's some from the bush era. And I'm not talking presidents :P

thatisaWIN 5

Thursday 26 September 2013 18:28

Spot on. OP- Was that part of the job description? Organizer of **** mags.

Deadclown 4

Sunday 13 October 2013 19:33

I happen to like bush. Not the president....

DobGriffen 8

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:01

Sounds like some long and hard work.

idoc300 11

Sunday 11 May 2014 18:29

Hopefully some of the "months" weren't stuck together

alissa222 15

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:02

I bet there are some people who would love to get paid to look at centerfolds all day. Its all about perspective OP!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:16

At first it looks like a terrible job, but in reality it means your boss trusts you. A man handing over his beloved Playboy collection to a woman is quite unique.

SmokinGuns 13

Thursday 26 September 2013 22:57

I would rather work at a fast food place then sort through magazines for people that cant get laid.

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Friday 27 September 2013 4:41

92- what the hell? That's like saying a person collects cars because they don't know how to drive. Just because he collects erotic magazines doesn't mean he doesn't have a wife or family.

shaar_fml 33

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:04

That's pretty impressive.

iiyahkinz 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:04

Gotta admit the man has dedication ;p

lennelleong 33

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:04

Were any of the pages stuck together? =)) And do you think he hired you based on your resemblance to a favourite centrefold? And most importantly, is there a HR department should you wish to make any complaints thereafter? Good luck, OP!