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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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Don't back down, double down

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

MissMittens 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:52

I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(

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aaron1407 3

Monday 18 April 2011 5:24

well now he's probly banging some hot ass caribbean chick

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 18 April 2011 5:25

He found Johnny Depp down there.

dark_path 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:27

He better get you a cookie from the Starbucks as soon as he comes back to comfort you a little, so that should help.

fadingaway 17

Monday 18 April 2011 14:41

note where OP if from. We don't have Starbucks in SA.

fadingaway 17

Monday 18 April 2011 14:45

Crap. *Note *is

afdude87 6

Monday 18 April 2011 5:54

I agree 100% 102.

NickNack675 2

Monday 18 April 2011 6:18

haha probably got laid there

samanthaNN 0

Monday 18 April 2011 6:22

why didn't you go on vacation with him?

JoeMan13 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:01

hahahaha u hella into jerseyshore huh?? hahaha. that's what's up :)

Hard1k 0

Monday 18 April 2011 8:33

aww dat sux was his name?

sharkbait9810 0

Monday 18 April 2011 11:05

somebody should get anal raped repededly by pirates

Jupsi_fml 12

Monday 18 April 2011 11:39

... and when he is back he will say he's sorry and go back with you ; great way to have fun abroad !

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