Love and Work: Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

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Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML

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By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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You deserved it 2 213

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

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You deserved it 5 431

Classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I received an email from my boss, with congratulations, announcing my promotion. I worked hard last year, so I was excited to hear this and replied with gratitude. He texted me and apologized for misunderstanding as this email was sent by mistake, and it was my coworker who actually got promoted. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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You deserved it 100

Revelations

By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

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Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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You deserved it 161

By Anonymous - 13/07/2019 04:30

Today, it was the first day after my promotion. Everyone, including myself, was shocked that I was promoted so quickly. I figured it was because of all the hard work and overtime I'd put in. However, my coworkers figure I'm just sleeping with the boss, and constantly glare and snicker behind my back. FML

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You deserved it 185

By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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You deserved it 3 522

The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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Top comments

manb91uk 22

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:11

Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.

ajh1800 25

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:02

Your bosses FML: Today, one of my best employees quit because he found out I had sex with his wife. FML

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 18 March 2018 2:00

You got a raise--and so did your boss apparently.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Sunday 18 March 2018 2:20

Fact number 1: Accidently and sex do not make a legitimate sentence. Prove me wrong.

Rabite 28

Sunday 18 March 2018 3:04

The sex was not the accident, having it with OPs wife was.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 18 March 2018 2:31

Is your boss Donald Trump?

SkullHQ 27

Sunday 18 March 2018 3:47

This could be read as the OP saying he set up his boss sleeping with his wife in order to get a promotion... Hmm...

pugs 12

Sunday 18 March 2018 4:35

Time to get back at your boss by "accidentally" having sex with his wife.

BTK4399 14

Sunday 18 March 2018 17:45

Hey, accidents happen. How do you think the kids got here.

Jim Martinovich 6

Sunday 18 March 2018 18:44

Hopefully you got a bigger raise than she did!

Slim87R 7

Sunday 18 March 2018 22:48

Did you "accidentally" punch your boss in the face?

zuckerburg 21

Monday 19 March 2018 7:09

Well if you weren't going to sleep your way to the top, your wife sure will do it for you...

SwordSlashBlade 13

Tuesday 20 March 2018 11:23

Look on the bright side, now you will be able to pay more in alimony.

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