Love and Work: Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

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Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML

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By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

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Classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I received an email from my boss, with congratulations, announcing my promotion. I worked hard last year, so I was excited to hear this and replied with gratitude. He texted me and apologized for misunderstanding as this email was sent by mistake, and it was my coworker who actually got promoted. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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Revelations

By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

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Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2019 04:30

Today, it was the first day after my promotion. Everyone, including myself, was shocked that I was promoted so quickly. I figured it was because of all the hard work and overtime I'd put in. However, my coworkers figure I'm just sleeping with the boss, and constantly glare and snicker behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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Top comments

manb91uk 22

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:11

Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.

ajh1800 25

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:02

Your bosses FML: Today, one of my best employees quit because he found out I had sex with his wife. FML

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ajh1800 25

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:02

Your bosses FML: Today, one of my best employees quit because he found out I had sex with his wife. FML

manb91uk 22

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:11

Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:32

When you’re the boss, you can hit anyone with your “bicycle,” and things will turn out OK, even if it costs you a few bucks.

corky1992 33

Saturday 17 March 2018 19:33

Gave you a raise to help you pay for the divorce. How kind of him lol.

ohsnapword 21

Saturday 17 March 2018 20:19

It's brilliant, because the wife will get half of it anyway.

limeychefboy 15

Saturday 17 March 2018 20:31

Then find a way to **** his life up back but worse

tonyfan00 38

Saturday 17 March 2018 20:35

Wait, so I can be promoted just have my boss banging my wife? As in, I don't have to work for it? *starts texting boss*

Rabite 28

Sunday 18 March 2018 1:05

Maybe ask your wife first before pimping her out..

tonyfan00 38

Monday 19 March 2018 6:08

Even if she's dead?

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 17 March 2018 21:05

Netflix and Promotion?

Triplelaced 6

Saturday 17 March 2018 21:48

hey, you got a promotion

Ilmoran 20

Saturday 17 March 2018 22:27

You got the promotion, but your wife got the raise.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Saturday 17 March 2018 23:13

how do you acvidentally have sex?

lizzstalker 15

Sunday 18 March 2018 4:33

The OP's boss probably didn't know it was his wife until after. He didn't accidentally have sex, the accident was the fact that he didn't know it was OP's wife.

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