Work: Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been... - FML

By whatadaydanny - 10/10/2012 13:58 - Dominica

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

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whatadaydanny 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:16

I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

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hunteer9 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:55

I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:58

Is your boss Jennifer Anniston?

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Nandezz021 2

Tuesday 25 February 2014 6:08

Am I the only one thinking of a very interesting sexual harassment law suit here?..lmao

widowedbanshee 13

Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:42

I'd do it, thinking back I should have climaxed the ladder at work myself...so many hot bosses, so much work I could have gotten off easy from....is 24 too old to try this at New job?

KSIPanda2 6

Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:20

I smell a promotion ;)..... I think?

KSIPanda2 6

Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:24

I smell a promotion....... I think?

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