By whatadaydanny - 10/10/2012 13:58 - Dominica

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML
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whatadaydanny 12

I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

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hunteer9 5

I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler

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whatadaydanny 12

Sigh.. to all the Christian Grey comments; I'm a guy, she's a woman.

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tehdarkness 21

Aww, too bad she ain't a man, then I could make a "Christian Gay" joke...

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freakysapiens 7

50 shades of boss

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awesomegerf 7

If he's hot than be both

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redangel2011 12

If you like her I would say go for it. Who cares if you were a girl. If you like her she likes you that's your business.

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Thorvald22 17

Even is she was trying to fire you, its the kind of scenario that could easily be turned to your favor. Where you two "stay after work" in or for her to "review your performance". Kudos for manifesting a real life **** movie

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pita1331 7

OP did reply and state his boss is a woman but yet I still see comments from morons who obviously cannot read and keep calling OPs boss a man....please learn to read before you comment and make yourself look idiotic :)

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BlameTheOwls 14

I've been dating my former boss for almost 2 years now. If I had received that text I would definitely not have been terrified :P

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Screamsteven 7

I'd say it sounds like she's being a Lil kink go get it bruh! n good luck!

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