Love: Jealousy - FML

Jealousy

By jake - 10/01/2021 18:02 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML

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Unreasonable

By Whipped af - 05/10/2023 01:30

Today, my wife forced me to delete a female friend’s number off my phone because she’s jealous of our friendship. She then showed me a demonstration of what will happen if I contact her again, with a photo she got from her Facebook, gasoline, and a match to “make sure we understand each other.” FML

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You deserved it 219

Tindersticks

By noluckthere - 10/09/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and set all my stuff on fire. Why? Because she found my Tinder account. I haven’t even used it since I met her. FML

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You deserved it 398

By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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You deserved it 4 121

Unreasonable demands

By Anonymous - 12/06/2021 06:01

Today, my girlfriend was mad I have so many female contacts in my phone and demanded I delete some of them. Two thirds of them are blood relatives, the rest are coworkers, and one is a friend I’ve known since primary school, who is dying of a brain tumour. Which exactly should I delete? FML

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You deserved it 130

Crazy ex

By Anonymous - 30/06/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML

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You deserved it 125

New saying just dropped

By Evan - 10/10/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML

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You deserved it 218

Get out

By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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Overreaching

By Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 11 January 2021 5:07

You deleted your relationship instead, right?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 11 January 2021 3:51

pack your shit time to go run far far away

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 January 2021 2:19

She'd set your mother on fire?

Brightside86 30

Monday 11 January 2021 2:44

If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention

Charlie Given 26

Monday 11 January 2021 3:51

pack your shit time to go run far far away

ghostinflames 13

Monday 11 January 2021 4:41

That seems pretty extreme, are you sure she doesn't mean the ones that hold a flame for you? Does she wake up everyday in dread that you're gonna hurt her feelings again or give another girl the thought that she has a chance with you? If it's just that she's possessive and isn't truely in love with you, cutting ties will be worth it to be free.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 11 January 2021 5:07

You deleted your relationship instead, right?

sarahcroy20 12

Monday 11 January 2021 5:20

Why would you want to be with someone like that?

Bogrbon 27

Monday 11 January 2021 6:14

This had better be followed by “today I left my now-ex-girlfriend and even did the favor of introducing her to some nice police officers for domestic abuse.”

kittycatkelss 29

Monday 11 January 2021 6:25

Dude, run!

mccuish 25

Monday 11 January 2021 9:04

GET THE HELL OUT. That is a huge red flag

red6joker 8

Monday 11 January 2021 14:23

that's a pretty big red flag. when they are crazy possessive like that it will only end bad. you need to get out before that happens.

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Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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