Intimacy: Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Dammit - 15/08/2009 05:22 - Canada

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

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Anonnamus 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:13

Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.

pandemic_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:04

Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.

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srunano 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:27

Reminds me of American Pie when that dude super glues his hand to his nuts and the other to a **** video. Op I would usually say fyl to anything regarding someones family jewels being desecrated but this time ydi for not reading the warning label.

calkim 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:29

your such an idiot I had to post again so you could hear me say it twice

srunano 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:31

Win?

zolltf 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:32

Nah, fail.

arielradonski 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:30

Joshua95 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:35

Hehe, I was thinking of trying Nair on my balls, since no matter what my razor cant seem to get rid of certain spots. Since the bottles here rarely have English on em I might never have found out till it was too late. This post saved me from going to a hospital and explaining to my parents my utter disgust of pubes

xXSc3n1cXx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:47

whoa. where the eff do you live

f_your_life_09 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 15:59

@33 ( and the OP...and pretty much any other guy willing to use nair ) use a womans 5 blade razor... my boyfriend borrowed my razor cuz his was dull ( I have the Venus Embrace ) and I had to go buy a new one cuz he liked it so much. it works amazing he didn't get like any hair for a week!!