Intimacy: Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Dammit - 15/08/2009 05:22 - Canada

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

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Anonnamus 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:13

Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.

pandemic_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:04

Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.

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rellik81 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:35

Trimming is fine, i think all guys should, I do. But really dude, ******* Nair? Your a douche!!!!

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:43

You used nair on your nuts?

fakefmlfinder 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:43

not an allergic reaction. that's classic jackass stupidity. you don't ******* do that on your nuts idiot. you're an epic example of retard. YDI

revcanon 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:52

YDI for not reading the directions. That stuff is WAY too strong for you to be using on thin skin (i.e. genitals)

zombijesus 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:18

ouch don't put it on your taint fool! one time I put cologne on my balls and it ******* scorched, prolly killed all my little babies.

Trixies100 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:19

why the **** were you using Nair on your nuts ?

misskity6 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:40

lol. when you go to type nair it auto spells Nairobi lmao. a very happy accident. on a side note. nair on nuts would be SO convenient if it was made for that. youd think it a pain free nut hair remover. quite the contrary :( try laser hair removal instead

isitreally 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 11:58

Does laser work down there and isn't it quite painful? Is bad enough getting my face done.....

dtm1973 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:58

Did ya see the warning on the label that says not to use the product in the genital area? YDI

QueenOfStars 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:57

no it wasn't u liar.

onnielief 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:27

that's why you don't use any chemical hairremoval product on your privates before you've tested it on a tiny patch of skin at the spot where you want to use it! ydi or fyl, not sure.