Intimacy: Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone...

By paprikarulz - 01/07/2009 10:31 - Australia

Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

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By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By nudie - 19/07/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By BoobSicle - 17/04/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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twenty2182 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

Pics or it didn't happen.

xFenix81x 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:41

Next time, make sure you delete everything, idiot.

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crizzy 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:36

Wow! What a lesson taught. Ouch :/

briissocoollike 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:40

That's what you get when you're a sluutt whooooaaaa whoooaaaa lol jk

southerntits 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 19:14

at least he complimented your ****.

imanassholetoo 8

Saturday 9 February 2013 23:25

does he still have the pictures and what is his email address?

redstone7693 29

Friday 30 August 2013 7:03

Anyone notice that this FML was on Canada day!

kailarahne 19

Tuesday 25 March 2014 14:40

dumb ass

Pinkraincoat 18

Friday 28 March 2014 0:40

Restore factory settings, before you give anything like that away!!

erjgyflover 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:32

69 thousand YDI's how funny...

burnforeternity 30

Saturday 27 February 2016 1:55

You're supposed to factory reset it

Dr_Awesome654 24

Saturday 13 August 2016 2:57

YOU DIDNT FACTORY RESET IT?

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