Miscellaneous: Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since...

By BadGuyLuck - 25/02/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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epicwaffles 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:09

You are learning, young padawan.

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:12

And marry his mother?

Comments

johnnyboy182 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:16

did he forget to take his medication?

FallenWolf 2

Monday 27 February 2012 0:06

Hehe daddy issues....O,...,O

Alex_Lima 2

Monday 27 February 2012 9:39

Guess he never made it past the phallic stage of development :/

Skymone 6

Monday 27 February 2012 20:14

Wow, that's one of the weirdest fmls I ever read :D FYL! And hope you'll have better luck with your next date, they're not all crazy maniacs

all4pooh 4

Tuesday 28 February 2012 1:11

Is it a coincidence that the "I agree your life sucks" bar is at 6666?

calebhampton 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 1:56

What's wrong with that there's nothing wrong with killing your father the emperor was like darth vaders father yet he did it without regret :P

zebralover23 14

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:53

He sounds like he has great goals in life, he's a keeper.

Shiden 3

Thursday 1 March 2012 7:32

Hey there are certain benefits to marrying the ruler of Olympus

Why_Not31 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:15

Well, my childhood friend's dad, who is mentally ill, convinced his kids that it was their "destiny" to kill my siblings and me. Something to do with an argument he'd had with my grandfather. So, they took this pretty seriously, & we've got a genuine family feud thing going. My best friend (the guys 2nd son) & some of the other kids have finally come to the "it's not destiny, your dad's just nuts" point of view. Unfortunately, my stupid big brother and nutso guy's oldest son are still trying to kill each other. Good point: they're doing it far away, in Russia. And the nutso dad who started this whole shebang is in an insane asylum. So, it could be worse.