Health: Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the...

By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By Luke Sparacio - 04/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML

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By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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fleursauvage 0

Monday 9 February 2009 7:29

I'm 19 and have braces too. Well, I'm a girl and a lot of guys think it's really cute.

loveydovey 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:11

i don't get this one :|

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Brittany44 0

Friday 15 October 2010 21:53

My boyfriend has braces since he was 19, hes 23 now, and i think they are sooo hot ; ) love em.

JAcKLe018 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:03

I have braces for another year and a half...I'm 14

SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 13:51

Not that bad just don't smile

yoohooaddict 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 18:55

braces r cute

gryarya 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:40

get the **** over it. I have braces and I still get girls

sammi_rubs 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:25

every one has braces they dont "suck"

listenup14 5

Sunday 21 November 2010 19:05

I agree... they said I was only going to have them on for 2 years so far its been 3 1/2... ugh

LaxBeast39 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:53

oh well it doesnt matter I have to have them for at least 3 years and maybe even more. also at least you don't have headgear

FantasticFin 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 10:59

the guy I like has braces. let's just say I wouldn't mind getting stuck to him sometime;) (I have braces too)

Love2FYL 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 22:26

what the ****?

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