App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 489
You deserved it 6 969
Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

violetsweety 26

Feel the burn.

62 7
AllSoul 23

Toasters these days, they're scaring a lot of people!

47 6

Comments

kimgr 9

I love when you're watching it, it doesn't come out. But when you're all distracted, it makes that loud POP and scares the hell outta me

1 0
DocBastard 38

The Brave Little Toaster: Gangsta Edition

6 0
Andr913 13

This joke toastally sucks. Also, *that.

1 4
Jorcar 8

What is it with all these FMLs about people getting scared by toasters?

0 1
EvilDave 13

The word you should use is "startled", not "scared".

1 3
PimpinIceCold 0

that's something u don't tell everybody ... r u a blonde

0 3
ohmandapants 16

YOU are asking if OP is blonde, implying that you think OP is stupid because of the "dumb blonde" stereotype...but you can't even spell! Seriously?!

3 1
jellyD 1

Darn toasters, you would think we could devise quieter appliances to protect the nervous nellies, or something loud enough to scare them to death and thin out the herd!

0 0
DocBastard 38

No, never put ice on a burn. The ice can actually do more damage. Cool water, that's it.

6 0