Rock on!

By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
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causticgirl 6

Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Well air guitar is the most dangerous of instruments.

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cookie_3008 4

Say you saved a baby on a wild horse!! ^_^ ( I honestly, wouldnt change a thing!!! Lol.. I thought it was pretty funny.)

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WCARlover 34

Butt trumpet is pretty high up on the list too...

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MagicGiraffe 12

You were saving dying British orphans is always a good fib

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blackheart24 10

I play air guitar so much better than real guitar. At least to Metallica songs.

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hellaflushfa5 6

I used to play air guitar, but then I took an eye to the knee.

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causticgirl 6

Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.

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muzy 23

Or that you mixed it up with four senior citizens. They beat you pretty severely but two of them would most likely need hip replacements

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Meme1988 18

Cool, and you were defending the honor of some girl :) Never tell the real story...

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Just keep saying "you should see the other guy!" and hope people stop questioning you.

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spazz666 18

I personally think the real story is better. "What happened to your eye?" "Oh, you know. Playing air guitar is dangerous. Knees go flying EVERYWHERE man." It's good to laugh at ourselves every now and again ^-^ I tripped up the stairs today at school and was laughing at myself while I was helped to my feet. No big deal, just go with it (:

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Friendzonian 0

Yeah same with getting hit by a parked car

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instnt1nfction 17

I used to be a guitar hero, then I took a knee to the eye?

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MetalxSoldier 26

I would just say I got kneed in the face. And when they say "by who?" Ill just say, "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, I GOT HIT IN THE EYE!"

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spazz666 18

#22, I see what you did there, Sir, and I enjoy it very much. Kudos! *thumbs up*

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Sinnamon 12

That made me smile.

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queen_awks 16

At least it's an interesting story to tell...

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nattynatters 14

Awkward turtles is my favorite.

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omarzrgz 3

Who says they need to know the truth? ;)

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kiran_fml 5

I actually have kneed myself in the face too lol, just not as badly as you but I feel your pain.

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coried91 28

Wow, that takes talent. I can't reach my eye with my knee unless I'm sitting down.

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