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Butt trumpet is pretty high up on the list too...
So is the skin flute
OMG OP, you're a freakin' ninja!!!
I used to play air guitar, but then I took an eye to the knee.
Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.
Or that you mixed it up with four senior citizens. They beat you pretty severely but two of them would most likely need hip replacements
Cool, and you were defending the honor of some girl :) Never tell the real story...
I personally think the real story is better. "What happened to your eye?" "Oh, you know. Playing air guitar is dangerous. Knees go flying EVERYWHERE man." It's good to laugh at ourselves every now and again ^-^ I tripped up the stairs today at school and was laughing at myself while I was helped to my feet. No big deal, just go with it (:
The tough life of a guitar hero...
I used to be a guitar hero, then I took a knee to the eye?
#22, I see what you did there, Sir, and I enjoy it very much. Kudos! *thumbs up*
Wow, that takes talent. I can't reach my eye with my knee unless I'm sitting down.
Eye fail to knee the problem here.
I can air sing..
Yeww air bassist here
Your life is average.
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The tough life of a guitar hero...
Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.