Animals: Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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kemando 22

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

u chewing stride?

CockRocket 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:04

Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."

Comments

savvy778 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:44

i love goats!!! :)

loovemylife 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:06

They should make a "Warning: Goats may travel down this path and take you down causing you to have a concussion and look like an absolute tard" sign where you jogged ^^

awmy 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:19

wtf y was there a random goat where u were jogging? do u live on a farm lol

sincerely331 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:09

Were yu jogging pass a farm by any chance? I'm trying to figure out why a random goat would run in front of yu like that.

loveluanlegacy 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:36

I'm sorry but this is hard to believe ...were u running in a farm ??

mandypandypants 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:19

The commercials weren't lying. Maybe you should have spit out your stride gum.

xbarbiexdollx20 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:27

Wow.. Where the **** do you live that when you go jogging you can run into a Goat?! Like, seriously..

xXxmurderxXx 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:27

don't you hate that just jogging peacefully when OHMYFUCKINGGODITSAGOAT and you trip over it. it really sucks then your on the ground like unconcious when the ******* goat starts humping you... don't you hate that?