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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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kemando 22

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

u chewing stride?

CockRocket 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:04

Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."

Comments

JustOhSoLovely 6

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:51

you made my day :) I love the randomness of this FML! I just.... I have no words other than I love it LOL

Aaron_Luvz_U 9

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:31

that's what happens when you chew stride

wikkedphuka 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:56

lmaoooo where do u jog? iraq??? lmao a random goat just appeard lmao

Wallin3 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:16

Spit it out and chew another piece already.

Dreamcatcher619 6

Friday 29 April 2011 4:33

Where do you live that a goat would be running around where your joggin'?!

xX_Vuvuzela_Xx 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:33

that sounds like something that would happen to me...my goat has a tendency to walk under people like a cat. but if i decided to go on a jog around the farm i know she wouldn't follow me because she's too lazy.