By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
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Julianne_sings 10

"We're cutting you from the team because you're too good." Sounds legit.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Maybe you were just making all the others on your team look bad ;3

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tygerarmy 35

Try and find another team. Or if it's a school team complain about the coach.

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False_Stupidity 41

Then join a competing track team... That'll show em!

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rg350dx 29

It's like a bad breakup line. It's not you it's me. I can't have you sprinting too fast and making me stop the clock sooner. I'm sorry but we have to break this off

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Grand_Cookie 21

This makes about as much sense as nipples on a dude. All you got was a one liner and went on your way? Really?

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kyu_Q 19

I like my nipples. I get pleasure from them. And there have been documented cases of men actually lactating and breast feeding.

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XOGattinoXX 5

I would definitely complain and if he tries to plead drugs take a drug test and prove him wrong.. Then lobby for your spot back

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kwyk 23

There's no point being on any sports team if they don't want you. It's pretty miserable.

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martin_martian7 11

He's probably jealous or maybe you are just dusting everyone.

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