By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
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Julianne_sings 10

"We're cutting you from the team because you're too good." Sounds legit.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Maybe you were just making all the others on your team look bad ;3

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Caltech 12

Your coach is a low-level athlete.

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krazykyra 12

Slow and steady wins the race, sorry, OP!

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wjh100 13

that applies to cross country, not a sprint.

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SS99_fml 20

I'm sure there's some other underlying reason, either way, they're definitely taking a loss on this OP

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bazingabitches 17

The only plausible explanation is that he was maybe letting you down easy?

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austx 3

It's sounds like I'm an idiot.

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benhd1 14

I showed this to my boyfriend who ran track in high school and he's raging. It's brought up memories about how they couldn't find a decent sprinter. And he's on a rant...

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daydreamer244 13

lol he can't handle your awesome running skills.

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perdix 29

These days, all the runners are supposed to join hands and cross the finish line at the same time while singing "Kum-Ba-Yah." Every kid gets a gold medal and a trophy and a picture alongside a cardboard cutout of Usain Bolt and a shoe deal!! Kids, today!

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AlexiAwesome 10

It makes sense if you don't think about it :D

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