By drsyl54 - 28/03/2010 09:04 - Australia

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Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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You deserved it 8 419

duker01 tells us more.

duker01 0

Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.

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missvee98324 0

hahaha boys are funny

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brieanna101 0

guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid

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oldwiseguy 0

This may seem like a FML but it's really the luckiest day of your life to get rid of such a moron!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agreed. Moving on shouldn't be too difficult.

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x3CeCe 0

wow lol that is very nice of him (sarcasm)

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b1acksharpi3mark 0

wow lol that was the best use of sarcasm I've ever read.

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srwalker155210 0

YDI for not giving him a ********.

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irtlw 1

you deserve it for letting him have the sex whenever he wants when you aren't menstruating. and also, you have a mouth, purchase Oral Sex for Dummies or something

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TiffanyBlews27 0

Your ex is a dumbass! You're so much better without him, OP. And that's just soooooo selfish of you to have a period "like every month"! *note the sarcasm and frustration with the dumbass ex*

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andrew821 0

he was probably just thinking my boyfriend doesn't get periods... why maintain these pretenses when once a month is just too much to have to deal with... what a douche...

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erikahhh 0

He was just an idiot douche. You deserve better :)

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xoxdimondsxox 0

thts how ur cycle goes we females can't change tht ....

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