Intimacy: Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he... - FML

By drsyl54 - 28/03/2010 09:04 - Australia

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Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

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duker01 0

Monday 29 March 2010 2:26

Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.

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missvee98324 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 16:00

hahaha boys are funny

brieanna101 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 16:11

guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid

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taycandy96 2

Sunday 28 March 2010 17:58

Your period makes me mad too. YDI for having a period. No I'm jk

imortal20 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:01

wow... you picked a smart one...

sarahskura 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:03

well sh!t ur sopose to have one every month

redog409 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:04

he just wanted to earn his redwings!!

CuteKitten17 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:07

poor thing. that asshole.

kemolegend907 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:13

ok that guy is retarded.. what he haven't seen a bleeding pussy before.. wait nether hv I.. I'm a guy by the way lol I'm 13 and that guy is a ******* dumb ass.. lol

dbjb40 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:13

he apertally doesn't know about the workings of a female body dumbass : P

dante0220 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:17

lmfao

R3kli3 10

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:27

he's so ******* retarded

eternalcrumpet 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:30

that'l teach you

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