By drsyl54 - 28/03/2010 09:04 - Australia

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Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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duker01 0

Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.

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missvee98324 0

hahaha boys are funny

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brieanna101 0

guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid

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DreamerofWorlds 0

Wow, the guy's a jerk. Also, there's this new feminine product called Instead that you insert underneath you cervix and it gathers the blood there. It's a little expensive, but if you only wear one when you're going to have sex on your period you can make a pack of 14 last 6 months to a year depending on how often you get it on. They work really well too. ;) Just a tip for girls like me who get horny on their periods.

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dynky 3

You mean Instead cups? I keep meaning to try them.

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0mfgz 0

He needs professional help if he doesn't think that's normal. What kind of women does he prefer, 50 year olds who don't get periods anymore?

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kbolt88 0

probably because she picked a complete and udder moron then dated him long enough to find out that he doesn't like it when girls have their periods. Personally, I think she dodged a bullet with that one.

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TheNiz 0

what a DB! seriously, you learn in middle school about that. How dense is this guy?!

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iwstbf 0

what a retard. stick used tampons in his cars exhaust

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Novus_fml 0

Maybe he will get her pregnant so it won't come back for a few months...then repeat . the bastard FYL of course

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

that's ******* funny

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chemqueen20 0

supposedly, there is a time of the month where a male's blood is thinner than normal. maybe that's their period :)

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ChicaChica5683 0

he sound kinda dumb.....

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Loserly 0

Jesus Christ. If I were not in a relationship, reading FML would make me become a lesbian.

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Dillon000 3

lmfao ur ex is my hero xD he's an f'en moron xD

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addiesmybaby 0

yesyesyes some of the stupid ass things men say make me wonder If their brain stops developing at 5 these days.

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