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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 554

You deserved it 3 655

By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 876

You deserved it 6 498

By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 880

You deserved it 4 188

By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 598

You deserved it 5 861

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 621

You deserved it 6 486

narf887 4

Friday 19 August 2011 15:57

lol fire crotch

eminemchick 19

Friday 19 August 2011 16:14

maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Friday 19 August 2011 21:58

"because you're ginger"?! Hayley Williams, Karen Gillan, Lindsey Lohan... wait, what was I saying?

Venomspit 3

Friday 19 August 2011 22:15

Well, at least you know he's a prick! :D

picklemonger 13

Friday 19 August 2011 22:15

your ex-bf sounds like an idiot. red hair is hot!

grdianknight 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:19

well now u know he cares more about what other people say than he does for u, find someone better

mwallace02 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:26

Gingers are awesome though!!

Bently24 6

Friday 19 August 2011 22:44

Most girls with red hair are cute, you will find another guy who isnt a assholr

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 19 August 2011 22:48

rawrisforsami 13

Friday 19 August 2011 22:48

ha oh no, i'm next.

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:55

They're jealous because THEY cant date a Ginger.

divadro102 16

Friday 19 August 2011 22:58

He don't deserve you, and me being a guy i wouldn't let people bring me down and tell me what's what. So you deserve a better man

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