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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 15:57

lol fire crotch

eminemchick 19

Friday 19 August 2011 16:14

maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"

Comments

ALEXLASFLA 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:32

Ginger alert Ginger alert!!!!

abb31897 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:33

That's messed up! I'm ginger and my boyfriend here's is all the time, and he's still dating me! He just wasn't the guy girl!

dualyte 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:10

do all christian gingers write as incoherently as you?

lulzmylife 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:37

Your boyfriend did you a favor! Who would want to be with someone so shallow?

torn8292 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:49

Don't worry about it, cause there's a few guys out there who absolutely adore redheads, and yes I know the feeling since my fellow brothers in arms constantly give me shit about it as well.

SkyiiStarflower 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:51

i know that feeling. ><

miragliac 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:03

What a rude person!

shrdlu 28

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:06

Is all this just about hair color, or was anyone besides me thinking of Cockney rhyming slang? "Ginger" is short for "ginger beer" to rhyme with "queer".