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By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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Slippery season

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

I would go and see if there was video surveillance to prove it was an accident

askullnamedbilly 33

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:13

Isn't it innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around?

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jlang917 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

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Aero_x 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:07

depends if you go to a traditional or all-year-round school.

amicusbriefs 10

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:07

There are schools that go year round...

AnOriginalName 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

Year-round school, summer school, OP posted this two months ago and it just got posted now. Think outside the box, buddy.

SilaOtlu 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:59

In Australia it's winter and they have school

addictedtoIASIP 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 7:47

Yeah but it says OP is from California

AllStache 11

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:09

United States*

JBChristian 47

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:35

United States - California**

hellphone_fml 37

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:57

summer school, its like normal school, but in summer

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jvfelicio 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:36

What?

Aero_x 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:08

They can't prove anything. And I did that once, but no one knew a thing because I stealthily got up and walked away. they all just blamed eachother.

cailey1234567890 24

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

Well thats what you get for being clumsy. Lol In all seriousness though, that really stinks. FYL

explosivepeach 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

I would go and see if there was video surveillance to prove it was an accident

jkmartinjk 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:03

Definitely! I know that most, if not all, schools in my area have cameras everywhere.

rmoss78 10

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:10

Well see ya in court!

askullnamedbilly 33

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:13

Isn't it innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around?

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:55

Ha, don't make me laugh...what kinda of backwards world do you think we live in...

mattbaker 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:49

That's what is happening in courts everywhere. Guilty until proven innocent .

shudson186 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:13

This is why I feel cameras should be placed in certain places such as stairwells in schools. Honestly OP truth will always have the same story just keep telling it and someone will listen.