Miscellaneous: Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend....

By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Umlungu23 - 18/02/2019 00:00

Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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ddrluna 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:32

What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

Seegtease 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:34

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

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ddrluna 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:32

What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

Jordna 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:35

This is so an MLIA not an FML.

uthinkurfunny 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:24

agreed

KiwiLime 0

Monday 30 August 2010 9:05

agreed with 245. that's awesome!

DeeMillzee 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:45

Agreed. Shall one of us post about it on MLIA then??

Seegtease 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:34

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

emikonaito 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:28

#2 and #7 I totally agree. I'd love to have that janitor xD you shoulda played it off~

Pepsiisbae 15

Wednesday 10 August 2016 8:35

Thats what i would've done.wait i think i have done that.... I need a life

terimaa 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:35

I just wanted you to know that when I read 'janitor,' I immediately thought of Neil Flynn's character in Scrubs. Win for you, my friend.

Nanda_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:08

Hahaha, EXACTLY my thought too!

who0p3 2

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:45

scrubs ftw!

Alishmc 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 10:00

YES AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

katiegurl19512 10

Monday 14 June 2010 14:59

hahaha I thout that too!!!

crengel 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:27

Same!?

FrakML 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:38

Ummm, yeah, I'd be proud of that... make the best of it

TeenTiger 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:40

I hope you got the winning run :D Also your "friend" did it on purpose.

kathyFTW 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:41

That's actually pretty awesome.

lewalrus 4

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:44

Hahahaha, I want that janitor in my school. NOW. He's awesome.

mf_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:45

un-fyl. i'd have to agree with #6, it does sound pretty awesome.

ecilart 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:45

#3 that's exactly what I thought of too!

demons_dreaming 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:49

that's the funniest thing i read today. i cracked up laughing and my dog sat up and looked at me like i was crazy.

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