Miscellaneous: Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night...

By kisyfrot - 18/12/2008 03:38 - France

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

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You deserved it 27 225

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By AbsentMindedBoy - 03/03/2009 04:09 - Canada

Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML

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By Anto - 03/12/2008 06:11 - France

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

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Get up!

By Casino - 02/04/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 102 463

Just go already!

By i…… - 07/11/2022 14:00

Today, I told my dad to go to the doctor, as he’s been hacking his lungs up every minute for a month, and I've not had a decent night’s sleep since then. He insists he’s not sick, and my mom yelled at me because she sleeps in the same room and is able to sleep through it. FML

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Bullseye

By cannabis_this420 - 17/03/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

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You deserved it 101 143

By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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You deserved it 2 822

By Nora - 12/11/2015 21:21 - United States - Fargo

Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML

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You deserved it 1 649

One upper

By help - 13/06/2023 03:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 106

By FueledByFate - 04/02/2016 04:59 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

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Neighbours at war

By Pl. - 07/02/2024 02:30 - India - Mumbai

Today, a man next door has been coughing constantly for past 3 months and I can hear him despite closing my windows. During the day there's construction noise and at night this asshole. I asked him many times to close his windows but he won't. Now I play coughing on a speaker at the same time he starts, just to piss him off. FML

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You deserved it 388

Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 2:32

It was an honest mistake, obviously you didn't know so don't feel overly bad about it. But #4&5 I gotta say that that its pretty sick to wish death on someone...even if you're joking

R0nBurgundy 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:29

how did you know #4&5 comments if you're #2? Damn gypsy

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RubyRedHead 0

Friday 25 November 2011 2:11

Asshole.

My_Sweet_Shadow 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:23

Not to say that I agree with their comment but they did say IF... Meaning that IF the lung cancer was caused by the woman smoking then basically she deserves it. You should read a bit more carefully before posting.

Subakie 20

Friday 13 January 2012 19:11

OP's not slow, OP is busy thinking of him/herself

applemania_fml 0

Friday 20 April 2012 0:18

Now u wonlt sleep

arsenicalhumor 30

Monday 22 April 2013 23:48

*you won't. And OP was already not sleeping.

jonnyman 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:21

This is why I hate French people, you ignorant dick

rabbi1010 29

Sunday 18 May 2014 1:04

You couldn't have bought a fan to drown out the noise?

sartrow 8

Sunday 22 June 2014 16:39

your a pasty white idiot!

Epickitty58 29

Saturday 28 June 2014 18:18

Yeesh. That's awful. Why the **** would you say that?

Epickitty58 29

Saturday 28 June 2014 18:24

Now you know to always start that kind of conversation with "I'm sorry to bother you, but I've heard you coughing from my apartment next door for quite some time, and I wanted to check and see if there were any problems, and if I could help in any way."