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By Grindwhore - 17/09/2012 10:46 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML

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Grindwhore 2

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:01

They have yet to give me a reason why, I'm still confused as hell.

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echoes185 9

Monday 17 September 2012 15:55

Maybe your company doesn't like money

HeyArnold91 8

Monday 17 September 2012 15:56

The only way I could understand you getting fired was if your manager wanted to run his company into the ground and you saving money ruined his master plan

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blobishness 8

Monday 7 July 2014 20:13

My uncle once saved the company he works at over $30,000 by making sure one decimal was in the right place and he didn't get a raise or promotion. Some people are just greedy

xxWTFxx1981 23

Thursday 2 May 2019 2:07

Probably embarrassed your boss or uncovered fraud and they needed to dispose of you...

peterblack67 9

Saturday 20 February 2021 5:50

I definitely feel there are details you're leaving out.

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