Animals: Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday...

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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By SchoolFMLs - 27/02/2014 18:30 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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Tewpawn 4

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:54

you sick person. poor dog.

MAGNAVOX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:03

Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?

Comments

drcnes 4

Monday 18 October 2010 7:24

I thought at first you said "I got pounded at my dogs birthday party". wowo...

42billybob 5

Monday 18 October 2010 19:34

Well, if anyone should have been at YOUR dog's birthday it should've been you. But I'm assuming you weren't the one who arranged it, and it's really the family dog, and you were aware the entire time that dog birthdays are just stupid... in which case yea FYL.

AmandaBoo2122 5

Friday 29 October 2010 23:31

ydi. god I always go to my dog's party! why be so heartless!? lmao ;)

coolerthanu22 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:29

shame! how could you? what kind of sick person are you! lol

cookiemoster14 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:21

what do you do at a dogs birthday party? o.0

cookiemoster14 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:23

udontknome 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:24

U cunting idiot!

epicsauce316 0

Monday 15 August 2011 18:31

My dog doesnt have a birthday party... Gets bones on christmas though!

KrazyLove56 4

Friday 21 October 2011 8:09

wow really people I like animals but she doesn't deserve it she got ground for just missing a dogs birthday it's not like she miss her parents brother or sister ITS A DOG