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By jamisbetter - 11/04/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

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Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

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Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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fuckedPriceless 17

Saturday 11 April 2015 23:37

I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.

Mauskau 35

Saturday 11 April 2015 23:59

That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.

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pizzafrommars 14

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:24

You deserved it. Hail out lord and savior: NUTELLA

nuuuttella 4

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:27

I'm a massive Nutella fan, but giving your honest opinion wasn't a good reason to get head butted. People will disagree, I'm sure of it, but I'm giving you a "I agree, your life sucks."

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:28

Wow, how did you get off so easy?

HuiEtyud 7

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:41

Must have been a Redditor. *waits for a flood of downvotes*

marigoldcobain 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:48

YDI to the max.

creepyness 3

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:49

But you spoke the truth....

DeadbeatDaughter 20

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:49

It really, really is though.

haynesbrand93 6

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:51

the nation's nutella hard on is slick disturbing lol

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:53

Nutella fan girls are nuts. I'll pass on that.

neuronerdette 7

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:55

I'm not the only one. It's a miracle.

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