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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By wowzers0889 - 28/04/2012 21:21 - United States - New York

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

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By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

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By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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firefox9778 20

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:24

Innocent mistake, OP. Hopefully you made it out without further complications - running out of fuel is my biggest fear oddly enough. I can only imagine the embarrassment!

kylo_117 17

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:23

Could you not have walked home to get your wallet? Or called someone?

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kylo_117 17

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:23

Could you not have walked home to get your wallet? Or called someone?

Jackimo98 24

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:00

Depends how far away from the gas station he lives. He could've been driving for hours before stopping for all we know.

Steffi3 40

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:19

They did call someone, actually =p

kylo_117 17

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:22

I meant maybe the his parents he was going to see, or a friend

firefox9778 20

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:24

Innocent mistake, OP. Hopefully you made it out without further complications - running out of fuel is my biggest fear oddly enough. I can only imagine the embarrassment!

28actress 22

Wednesday 16 March 2016 8:06

I agree! This happened to me and it was so scary! But the last line of the fml was so funny; at least you can laugh about it now :)

anonymous198913 26

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:24

Don't worry about it, OP. I'll bet it made that day memorable.

abbyade 21

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:24

I hope they were helpful? Always have some spare cash or a card somewhere secure and private in your car. I hope they didn't charge you.

BDanzeisen 20

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:25

At least you remembered your phone :)

UncleCaitlyn 21

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:26

How far away from somebody you knew that could help you?

Dawnoftime 12

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:28

I pack emergency cash wherever I go. However, it usually is spent on jelly bears.

8313girl 28

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:43

How crazy this is. I'm actually in a similar situation at this moment. Let my mind that I needed gas and right now on the side of the highway waiting for AAA. Have money for the gas station but not the means to get there lol.