By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins
Same thing different taste
By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States
By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge
By fmyarse - 22/07/2012 22:45 - United Kingdom - Blairgowrie
By jamisbetter - 11/04/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom
Sounds… lovely?
By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 00:02 - Germany
By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France
By novaguy - 24/02/2015 16:15 - United States
By Leigha - 02/01/2012 02:14 - Trinidad and Tobago
Not a sponsored post
By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium
By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00
Top comments
Comments
Absolutely stupid... YDI
I hear that knives can be pretty sharp these days.
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.
That cuts deep, Howie, no need to be so blunt.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anyway#50 Omelette putrefaction.
Oral Penetration.
Operating Penis
#50, Go on Google and search "what does OP mean". Or type "op define".
OP's actions are the definition of stupidity.
Original poster #50 guys seriously be more mature, we've all been new here once... Nothing wrong with helping someone...
How can people on mobile not see the gender? I can see it on my iPhone, is it different on droid?
I used to use the mobile site before I got the app and it didn't specify gender. I don't think it does on my boyfriend's windows phone either.
86 - yeah you're right. But FML is not a welcoming community. I lurked here for 6 or so months before commenting, and seem to be going through the "you're new, so we will downvote to hell everything you write" phase. Seriously considering returning to lurking instead of bothering
118, I'm new too. I lurked as well for a bit. It's a hell of a lot different when you read witty comments and think of something even more awesome to post rather than actually commenting. I realized that before I started to comment though so I've not really had said "Phase". You get the hang of it pretty quickly though and it soon becomes fun. Once you get the hang of it, it becomes something enjoyable. It's like riding a bike. Or scraping your Uvula with a knife, in OP's case...
But it's nutella, NUTELLA
Nutella might be worth the next week of itchy throat. Although there are better things to put it on if you are going to Deep Throat it.
#92 I have an android (S4) and I can see the gender, its more about peoples laziness not to look at the upper right hand conner of the screen. -.-"
#86 thank you!!!
Sorry to have asked this stupid question but I'm French and new..
And thank you #86
I know what Nutella is
except for when you got nutella on that knife.
#2. wtf are you talking about?
He is talking about how amazing Nutella is
He's Talking About How good Deep Throating Nutella Is
I was talking to 53
its nutella it's always worth it lol
i doubt it. How would she even *taste* it?
How don't you taste nutella? You taste all the time. At school, at church, and when you're eating peanut butter...
Hmmm... Practice with something a little safer next time!
your profile picture suggests you are digusted by your own comment
Take #46's advice! A microphone sounds about right.
I thought of one of those pop-up lightsaber toys. But I guess a microphone works too!
like a dick..? :)
Oh my god, 95! Disgusting and inappropriate! You should be ashamed of yourself. Obviously, 4 and 46 meant a BANANA, which is actually food and belongs in your mouth.
95, looks like that Sexual Harassment Seminar taught you nothing.
Korra, you should try foreplay.
#96 I believe a Zucchini or Cucumber would hold up better than a banana.
Soloman what would you know you are just a monkey
Why would you even attempt
I swear some people go to the extreme for some Nutella
Oh! thé nutella, a fml on the nutella, it's incredible
*creamy chocolate nuts.
*creamy chocolate hazelnuts
Well it appears even given that move, natural selection still wasn't able to help us out. Shit
Thankfully/unfortunately, natural selection doesn't work quite the same way with humans.
11- Yeah, it must have been a survival knife.
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Absolutely stupid... YDI
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.