By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
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devildog562 33

Seems like they're too catty to cuddle with. Try barking at them. Dogs are mans best friend.

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False_Stupidity 41

Looks like they are having a special bonding session, but it's not a catastrophe or anything worth throwing a hissy fit over since I'm sure you'll get your turn and everything will turn out purrfect in the end.

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ChelseaSmile001 15

Cats are assholes. lol, sorry, OP! Better luck next time.

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RA91 26

Talk about a rude welcoming!

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paolino_fml 18

Dogs, more proof they're better than women

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Ahmad69a 10

You didn't get any pussy at all but cheer up, a bitch is still there...

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kerstileann 26

wow i read kitten as kitchen and all i could think was wtf?! but atleast the dog likes you still right?

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Jake_Dee 10

Hahahahaha two pussys turning you down instead of one.

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LadyNightowl 17

Ok, that's kind of funny, but I really hope for your sake she just wants a little space and bonding time with the new kitty. Perhaps, try again later? If it continues, you definitely need to talk to her, because it could be a sign of a deeper issue.

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