By iluvpeanutbutter - 29/01/2011 06:13 - Australia

Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML
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Hi everyone, I'm the OP here- I know this is ridiculously late, but whenever I tried to post when this was new, FML wouldn't let me. Anyway, the situation was that my boyfriend and I were living together, and a mutual male friend moved in with us as he and his ex had broken up. He started dating another girl, and 6 weeks after they started dating (while we were on holiday), we got home and found she had moved in without our permission. She had left crap all over the place, and moved a bunch of our stuff into cupboards (e.g. artwork, vases, books etc) and replaced it with her own stuff. As we had furnished the entire house, we were pretty pissed off. We were gone for 2 weeks. When we got home, she was walking down the hallway naked, and in the following days often walked naked from our flatmate's bedroom to the bathroom, or would just wander around the house in a bikini. She isn't hot; she looks like an absolute tramp. I've seen classier hookers on their corners. She was just an all-around cow. She didn't have a job, so she just used all our stuff (including my expensive toiletries). She had just turned vegetarian, and would pitch bitch fits if we cooked meat in the house (so I made steaks every other night). They ended up moving out about a month later.

Top comments

Tell her you're not comfortable with her walking around your house naked. And talk to your roommate about moving his girlfriend in without asking you, that was rude.

Comments

stewpididiot 11

I know what FUGLY is... go read #3... but hey! thanks !!

Yes, the OP is a girl. I can see how you might miss that, though. I mean, there are only about 10 comments above you saying that. [/sarcasm]

atomicmrpelly 2

"Today I got home to find a naked chick in my flat who is prepared to do physical labour for no charge, fml."

Not even sure what you're getting at with the comma thing, grammar Nazi. nothing is wrong with his English there.

Just start coming on to her, and spank her ass when she walks around naked.

Someone's looking for a threesome woman. Common sense. Or if you come onto her maybe she will start putting clothes on.

OP, if it is your place grow a pair and get rid of them. If it's their place, move out as soon as you can. It sounds... awkward.

XD The stupidity of some people really amazes me..

lol she was okay with u two living together! u should jus show her up an walk around nude too!