By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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WhyAmUHere 19

Well, maybe the dog just wanted the cookie in her pocket.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

umm wow. hell of a neighbor you've got there. just take your dog back.

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HowieDoIt 21

That doggone neighbor! Somewhere in the world there's a man with a butterfly net chasing after your loony neighbor.

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Pikawhore 21

Did she take the dog out of your house or out of your yard?

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FireFang1331 13

Oooh if that was me....I'd smack a hoe....

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gc327072 30

Stealing a TV or something is one thing, but stealing a dog? That's almost like stealing a child. Glad you got it back.

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MEM0817 18

You made a good point... Until you referred to the dog as an "it"...

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HeadlessSparrow 20

I'm glad you got your Bitch back! (Look at OP's username)

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LegolasPrincess 10

Im glad you got your dog back, I would knocked her screws back in.

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pedinhuh 23

Steal her car, park it on your garage(assuming you have one) and when she asks about it, you say its yours!

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Seaneration 5

How is he gonna get a car up there, renting a crane seems a little excessive don't you think?

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Saikon1357 25

Even though you got your dog va k you should at least report it to the police.

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KareBear7364 5

What the hell? I'd slap a bitch.

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