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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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By mooselord - 05/12/2013 17:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 05:05 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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By me - 01/05/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 14:38 - United States - Seattle

Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

talk about timing

mismonroe 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:08

Are you in good hands..?

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alexFYL 11

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:51

On the plus side you don't have to pay for the tree removal, that can cost you hundreds of dollars!

jburkes 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:59

I think the tree knew what you were gonna do and said "screw you, I'm going out on my own terms".

jd745 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:15

It didnt want to go

coo24 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:43

oh, I'm sure you were...

cjgqsmooth 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:03

looks like nature beat you to the punch

MyersMan93 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:53

I guess you will have the tree moved today then.

bananabird 4

Friday 24 June 2011 0:45

Revenge of the Tree!!!!

pashdyla 9

Friday 24 June 2011 1:14

looks like the tree beat you to it

anakaren_831 1

Friday 24 June 2011 1:26

like a good neighbor, state farm is there, with a new truck!

dennis96411 12

Friday 24 June 2011 1:40

"If I'm going, so is your truck!"

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